Frost. Night. Some people don't sleep. The watchman is "gently lulled". Balbes breaks locks. Byvaly helps him. Trus spills salt to create the traces of robbery. Balbes decided to keep the bottle and hides it in his bosom.
Petukhov (suddenly). Stop, stop, stop! What are you doing!
We rehearse for whole hour. For the sake of it I have allowed to spoil my own shed. And there is no any benefit!
Petukhov (to Trus). Begin with you. You should as a single passer-by approach to the Granny and attract her attention with a simple natural question. And what did you ask her?
Trus. How to get the library.
Petukhov. At three o'clock after midnight. Idiot.
Petukhov (to Byvaly). Well, now you. What you should do?
Byvaly. To be on the guard. I have to arrive before militia like a militiaman-freelancer, if the Granny will whistle.
Petukhov. Did the Granny whistle?
Byvaly (convinced). No!
Petukhov. So what made you come here? Dolt.
Byvaly. You are right.
Petukhov (to Balbes). And you! Cretin, you should not steal these bottles, but smash them.
Balbes. Bottles with vodka?!
Petukhov. Bottles with vodka.
Balbes. Smash up into pieces?!
Petukhov. Yes, of course, into pieces!
Balbes. I will kill you for such orders!
Petukhov. Stop, stop, take it easy! Well, let's all get up in places! Let's try one more time!
Girl (sings a lullaby for herself). U-u-u-u-u...
Granny sings lullaby.
Golden slumbers kiss your eyes,
Smiles awake you when you rise,
Sleep, pretty wantons, do not cry,
And I will sing a lullaby:
Rock them, rock them, lullaby.
Granny. Hold your noise! Girl sleeps!
Girl starts cry.
Granny. You see!
Granny (sings in lullaby style). Tell me, tell me what is new? Tell me, tell me what's happened with you?
Shurik (sings in lullaby style too). I bring you some money to make your life more funny...
Granny (sings). At last, thanks to the God! Put your money on commode! Girl falls asleep.
Granny (to Shurik). It's good that you are here.
Shurik (whispers). Why? (helps Granny to put on the coat.
Granny. Suddenly, the manager make me to be on duty today. And nobody can helps me but you.
Shurik (whispers). Don't worry, Granny, I am a good baby sitter.
Granny. OK. Thank you!. And something else...
Granny (sings). A-a-a-a-a... And something else... I start to make a pie. Honey pie.
Shurik (sings). I will sit with the Girl and I will make a good pie...
Granny (sings). So I have to go...
Shurik (sings). A-a-a-a-...
Girl pretends sleeping.
Trus takes chloroform for training.
Stop, locomotive! Wheels do not knock!
Conductor, press brakes, your passenger dies,
I have to meet my mamma for the last talk,
I have the rights to see her eyes!
Trus (to Byvaly). Please, tell me, what is time now?
Trus tries to lull him. Byvaly is pulled out.
Byvaly. You are crazy!?
Trus. Hardly on study, easy at work.
Byvaly. Make your training with him... (points to Balbes).
Don't wait for me, mama, for your good son,
I was so good, but today I'm not the same,
I was drained in dangerous bog, no lights of sun,
And my life is just a foolish stupid game.
Trus (to Balbes) Please tell me, how many degrees of Centigrees now below zero level?
Balbes. What, What?
Trus tries to lull Balbes.
Balbes hardly pulled out. What do you do!?
Trus. I train.
Balbes. Ha-ha. Try better... (points to Byvaly, but noticed his gloomy sight and change his mind) ... cats.
All make personal training.
Trus lulls cats.
Balbes breaks locks and other subjects by naildrawer.
Byvaly beats the punching-ball.
Trus sings (very plaintively).
Stop, locomotive! Wheels do not knock!
We have last chance to gaze into fate's eye,
We have last chance to stop this rolling rock,
Conductor, press brakes, don't let me die!
Byvaly. Rest over. Time for job.
Byvaly spills something into glasses.
Trus, Balbes and Byvaly move to work.
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