USA 2017 Operation "Y".

Operation "Y". Made in Russia. Well done.

Operation "Y".
Taking part:
The manager of a warehouse (Petukhov) - V.Vladislavski.
The Granny - Dandelion of the God - M.Kravchunovska.
In episodes:
V.Komarovski.
Tanja Gradova.



Starring:
Balbes (Rolling Stone) - Yuri Nikulin.
Trus (Coward) - Georg Vitcin.
Byvaly (Worldly Wise) - Evgeni Morgunov.
Shurik - Aleksandr Demjanenko.





Somewhere in deep inside of Russia unlimited space in 1965. The collective-farm market in Zarechensk.









Trus.
- Dear citizens! Enter high art! It's no so hard!
- Hang up a carpet on dry plaster!
- No abstraction! No modernism!
- Keeps walls away from dampness, and you from rheumatism!
- Hurry up! Don't waiting! Buy painting!



Trus. I recommend. The classical plot "Mermaid". According the same opera. Music of Dragomyzhski, words of Pushkin.
Buyer. Porno! I hate such things!
Trus. There is a quite neutral plot. It is recommended for the usage even for children. Please view! Oh, no, no... Sorry!



Trus. Just a moment! Please wait! Here it is!
Buyer. OK! I like it! I take this one. Pack it!








Balbes sells candies.









Advertising on the suitcase: "Take money from mamma, give money to me, eat sweets with coffee, eat sweets with tea...".









Balbes drinks vodka. Just to make the world a little warmer.









Byvaly says "hello" to somebody with great respect.
Byvaly. Finish your foolish job.
Trus. What?
Byvaly. I found new good business.
Balbes. OK.





Trus, Balbes and Byvaly walk on market area.









Driver. Where this god damned disabled veteran?! His car on my territory!
Byvaly. Don't worry. I'm here!
Balbes. Ha-Ha.







Byvaly easyly moves his special car for invalids.









Trus, Balbes and Byvaly move to "new good business".









The manager of a warehouse Petukhov S.D.









Petukhov. So what the troubles we have got today.
Trus. Please note. You have got, we have not.
Petukhov. How we can rescue from auditing.
Trus. And again, how YOU can rescue. Ha-Ha.
Petukhov. From auditing we can be rescued only by robbery.
Balbes. With breaking or without?
Petukhov. Well, naturally, with breaking.



Trus. Breaking-and-entering offence... Clause 89, item 2. Up to 6 years in prison. I don't like.










Petukhov. Will not be any robbery at all.
Byvaly. Everything has been stolen before us.
Trus (to Balbes). Everything has been stolen before us.
Balbes. He-he.
Petukhov. This is easy as can be. You need only to simulate theft. You should break the lock, to penetrate into the warehouse, to leave traces taking of the goods and quietly leave taken nothing. You got it at last?



Byvaly. Don't worry, mister manager. People want to understand every little thing.
Trus. This is naturally.
Balbes. According our law.
Byvaly. New business for us, not mastered.
Balbes. Precisely. Is not mastered.
Byvaly. Don't worry, mister manager.
Trus. Tell me, please, this ... m-m-m... measure, or better to say, operation...

Balbes. Y! Operation Y.
Petukhov. Why "Y"?
Balbes has begun to fuss.
Petukhov. Why "Y"?
Balbes. To make it top secreted.
Petukhov. Idiot.




Petukhov. Well, let's come close to our business. First of all, you will need to neutralize the watchman.
Trus. You will need!
Petukhov. No! At this time, YOU will need!
Trus. Yes?
Petukhov. Yes!
Byvaly clicks on the accounts.
Trus. What the word "neutralize" means?
Balbes. Chpok!
Trus. Clause 193, item 2. Up to 3 years in prison. I don't like.
Balbes. Me, too.
Petukhov. No any "Chpok" at all! The watchman is gently lulled by chloroform and ropes without body damages. Legally all this operation......
Balbes (snap up). Y!
Petukhov (continues). Only tiny hooliganism.
Trus. Tiny? (tries to find in "Criminal code" how many he will get for "tiny hooliganism").
Petukhov. Please note, for this tiny hooliganism I pay big money.

Balbes. A-a-a-a...
Petukhov. Advance payment? Ok.
Trus. Is watchman strong?
Petukhov. Old woman will be on duty in the night of operation. The Granny - Dandelion of the God.
Trus (to Byvaly). it's good, right? (to Petukhov) She is armed?
Petukhov. Blank cartridges. Have you more questions?
Byvaly. How much?!
Petukhov. Three hundred!
Balbes begins joyfully to beat in hands, but stops shortly due to steadfast sight of Byvaly.
Byvaly. It is not serious!
Balbes. No, no, no! I don't like this!
Trus. You do not know us and we do not know you.
Balbes. Look for fools!
Trus. I shall earn more with my mermaids.
Byvaly. Go, go!
Trus. The hens will laugh!
Balbes. Just three hundred!

Petukhov. Stop! Your conditions?
Balbes (very resolutely). Three hundred thirty!
Petukhov (without delay). OK.
Byvaly. To everyone!
Petukhov (after pause). OK. With the God.





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