Operation "Y" :: Part 3
- Why "Y"?
- To make it top secreted.
Operation "Y". :: Part 3.
Shurik rushes in home with the Girl in his arms. Girl damages to Shurik whenever possible: puts her dirty handles in dough, turn light off, to make Shurik brokes something in darkness. Due to this bad Girl, Shurik nearly dies.
Shurik (to Granny). I can do nothing. It is nightmare.
Your grand daughter has turned into real little witch. Granny, please, I implore you, go home.
Granny. Oh, oh... Misfortune...
Shurik. Go! I will be a watchman instead you. Go!
Granny. OK, I quickly. Take it! (gives the gun, put off the big special fur coat).
Shurik. Oh, yes!
Granny. Right away, just a minute...
Shurik. Don't worry, don't worry, Granny, everything will be in order (takes the big special fur coat).
Granny. And if something will wrong, whistle (gives to Shurik the whistle)
Shurik makes easy trial whistle.
Granny. That's right.
Shurik. I got it!
Granny. I go...
Shadow of Balbes. Shurik in the right bottom corner.
The shadow of Balbes instructs the shadow of Trus. Trus tries to shirk the mission, but under soft pressing of the friend, Trus agrees to execute his work at last.
Trus (voice is assured). Granny! Have you something to smoke?
Trus (voice is piteous). Where is Granny?
Shurik. I am instead of her.
Trus (voice is piteous). You, really?
Trus sinks into a faint due to nervous overvoltage.
Shurik. What's wrong with you? (wipes him handkerchief with chloroform).
Trus bellows something illegibly and falls asleep.
Balbes forces down locks dexterously.
Balbes play the fool with bottles. He breaks old almost empty one, which he specially has brought and hides whole new bottle in his bosom.
Shurik brought Trus to the door of the warehouse. Shurik notices traces of breaking and penetration.
Shurik. Who is here?
The eyes of Balbes...
observe for Shurik, who is bringing Trus inside warehouse.
Shurik turn on the light, make the gun ready and start to check out warehouse.
Balbes casually has touched some utensils, has broken it. Shurik sees Balbes.
Pursuit! Balbes pushes handcar to Shurik.
Shurik dexterously jumps over handcar.
But the handcar having made a start from back wall meanly strikes Shurik behind. Shurik falls.
Balbes escapes and meets a skeleton.
Oh! If you give him a finger, he takes whole arm!
Shurik gets acquainted with the skeleton.
Balbes in the role of a statue.
Fight in parterre.
Balbes. Who are you?
Balbes. Where is Granny?
Shurik. I am instead her.
Balbes. Where is th exit?
Shurik. There. Hands up.
Balbes (show fig). No!
The fight proceeds.
Shurik gashs Balbes directly in heart.
Balbes drops the sword. Blood drops.
"For what so, brother, for what?"
Torture of conscience gnaw Shurik.
And for nothing! It was just the bottle in Balbes's bosom.
Shurik ropes the simulator and whistles for help.
Byvaly. Who whistled?
Byvaly. Where is Granny?
Shurik. Who are you?
Byvaly. I'm a militiaman-freelancer. Who are you?
Shurik. Watchman. Let's to rope this one.
Byvaly. This one?
Balbes (to Byvaly) A-a-a-a... my friend...
Balbes gets blow from Byvaly (in aim of conspiracy) and sinks into a faint again.
Byvaly. Damned! Peculator of the socialist property! Oh, bastard!
Byvaly. Run, call to militia, and I shall keep watch.
Shurik. Yes! If something wrong - whistle (gives the whistle to Byvaly and run away).
Shurik (stops halfway). But where is a telephon?
Byvaly. The automatic device is at the corner in two quarters from here.
Shurik. I got! (run away).
Byvaly rocks Balbes. Get up, get up! Wake up!
Balbes. Where am I?
Byvaly. Well, let's go, let's go to the car! Get up!
Shurik get back. Comrad militiaman-freelancer!
Byvaly knocks Balbes for conspiracy.
Byvaly. What? You called militia?
Shurik. No. Have you two copecks?
Byvaly looks for money in pockets. Militia - 02, without money, free!
Shurik. Yes! (run away).
Byvaly (to Balbes). Get up! Wake up, you!
Heavy hand of a stranger lays on the shoulder of Byvaly.
Trus. Please tell me, where I can found WC?
Byvaly. It's no time for WC, fool!
Trus found the toilet.
Certainly, always take the lowermost subject!
The automatic device does not work. But Shurik is very persevering.
Byvaly brings his "Mersedes".
Byvaly hardly puts the friends in a horizontal position and drags them to the exit. Come on, come on, faster! Militia will come soon! Come on!
Shurik. Hands up!
Shurik has fired Byvaly by shag (smelling tobacco "Golden Little Fish"). Byvaly has started desperately sneeze, very strongly hit a bucket, and sinks into a faint.
Shurik wiped his face by handkerchief with chloroform and sinks into a faint too.
Granny comes in right time!
Three musketeers and D'Artanjan strong sleep.
And the mouse sleeps too.
Trus, Balbes and Byvaly found yourself on fresh air.
Granny as a driver, Shurik as a sleeper.
Trus (menaces to Granny). Stealing a vehicle of the invalid with capture of hostages. Clause 13, item 2. Up to 10 years in prison!
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